When I die, please get to my (sewing/scrapbook, quilting) room before my husband does…

This house isn’t under construction…. kids just live here.

I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully.

Housework won’t kill you, but why take the chance?

My house was clean last week…sorry you missed it.

What if the Hokey Pokey is What it’s all about?

Take whatever you want, and bring a truck.